Ah, behold the epitome of fashion-forward experimentation! Feast your eyes upon this masterpiece - the Neoprene Short Sleeve Shirt, a tantalizing concoction of contradictions. Embrace that skin-tight ecstasy as the mesh upper delicately flirts with your senses, leaving just enough to the imagination (or not). And oh, those aesthetic straps - because who needs conventional when you can have a symphony of suspender allure? It's not just clothing; it's an avant-garde masterpiece, designed to provoke, amuse, and leave a mark that can only be rivaled by lightning!!!!!!!

MATERIALS: Neoprene, mesh, and metallic hardware