Let 'em know you have standards AND a sense of humor with our "TrEat Me Right" Booty Shorts! You're not gonna stand for any lame-sauce licking, and the message on your mound should be clear as day despite the wordplay. The shorts are made of soft cotton-based materials, with a low rise and high stretch for comfortable wear and durability in the face of cunnilingus connoisseurs.

MATERIALS: 92% cotton, 8% Spandex