This is the last hint you'll ever give: our It Ain't Gonna Lick Itself Christmas Women's Booty Shorts have a fitted cut, dropped waistline with tucked elastic waistband. The front has a brazen command with candy cane (everyone's SECOND favorite lickable treat) and side-seams to make sure the image is read loud and clear with no interference. If they aren't crawling for it after putting them on, these stretchy booty shorts make excellent gift wrapping for all the deserving girls and boys.

• Materials: Cotton blend (92% cotton, 8% Spandex)